Well....My holidays suck. Officially. I am babysitting a bunch of children with a Russian Chick.

I am not saying that the Russian Chick..who I shall refer to as "Maria" (Which isn't much of a reference, considering that that is her actual name) is not actually that boring. The 10 year olds, however, are a different story.

LET'S GO AND STUFF PILLOW UP OUR SHIRTS AND PRETEND THAT WE ARE PREGNANT!! When we are pre-pubescent males. How many pregnant boys can we have running around the place? Please, for the sake of my health, friggin' stop!!

I am sooooo bored. I am gonna write out some humour for lexohiles (people who like words)

-A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
-Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Was that enough to split your sides? No....well, there is something wrong with you.

I should probably go and babysit children farewell...=]

Also: Wall-e is not all that great. There is some form of deep inner message...but 5 year olds aren't gonna get that message. And, to be truthful, neither did I. lol

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