Man, now that the tennis is over I have absolutely nothing to do. I am completely serious. I now have no methods of entertainment. This is terrible. What do I do? Someone recommend something! QUICK! But, hey, Nadal won. And it seems as though me and Shirley are the only ones who are happy about that. Humph. Erm…..bored. Recent convo between me and my Mum.

Mum *Final between Federer and Rafa has not started and it is just pre-match interviews* (After seeing Federer): Ergh! Who is that? He is sooo ugly. Poor man.
Me: That’s Federer.
Mum: Oh. Poor bloke.
--------- Final finishes. Speeches are starting. Federer has taken off his headband.--------
Mum: (At Federer): Oooh. Now this bloke looks better. Is this your Nadal dude?
Me: No, Mum. It’s still Federer. You know, the ugly one?
Mum: Really? He isn’t that bad. Hmmm.

I have totally given up on my family. Convo between me and Granny.

---------I am sitting and watching the final. Granny walks in----------
Granny: Oooh. Young men in shorts running around after balls.
Me: No, Granny, Talented Athletes.
Granny: Yup. Sure Sure. What about that show you watch…Girl something…..something girl.
Me: Gossip girl? <
Granny: Yes! The boys in that are quite handsome too. You have good taste.
Me: I watch that show ‘cause I find it interesting. Not to ogle Chace Crawford.
Granny: Who?
Me: *grunt* The best-looking “boy” on the show
Granny: Oh! Him! He is rather yum, isn’t he.

Omg. My family is sooo weird.


Codie's Departy was pretty good. Lemon, Lime and Bitters is such an awesome drink. And bartenders who are stingy about spoons are stupid. Haha.


Yeah. Adios, amigos!

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