I am such a noob, man. I decided to listen to my iPod. So I did what one normally does when getting ready to listen to a portable music player...device...thing.

Step one: Turn device on
Step two: Place earbuds in ears
Step three: Press button which says "PLAY"
Step four: Freak out when nothing happens.

There was nothing happening. Now, my dad constantly says that my iPod will die one day 'cause Apple can't make anything good. I refused to believe him...until today. I was fully "Omg! Shite! Dad was right." I turned the volume to the max...still nothing. Fck! What to do? What to do? Crud.

Step four: Place headphones into headphone jack.

==' I told you I'm a noob. All that time and energy wasted on worrying and freaking out. *blushes*

Also! omg. A while back I posted about my granny and her tendency to say I love every male in the world. Yes? Well.....Last night I was watching Titanic when she comes in.

Granny: Ooh. This movie. It's fantastic. I love it so much. What's it called?
Me: Titanic?
Granny: Yes. Isn't that boy yummy?
*Enter sister stage right* Sister: Yeah. Julia's going to marry him
Granny: Omg. When? Am I invited! You do remember that we can't do anything in May because of your *insert random Russian babble which is too long to translate*
Me: Damn! I wanted it a week after my birthday. *Sigh*
*Granny runs out of room* Julia's getting married!
Mum: What?!
Granny: Yes. What's his name, dear?
Me: Grunt. DiCaprio?
Mum: wtf.

I love my granny. She is such an entertaining woman. This is my list of husbands and boyfriends as according to her.

- Chace Crawford
- Rafael Nadal
- Roger Federer
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- The dude on Good News Week. Paul McDermott..I think
- Various Home and Away characters...mainly because she thinks they all look the same

tada! Wow. I will be busy in life. All those divorces and A-list husbands/boyfriends. I don't know how I'll manage.

Yeah, still sick. Still very bored. and still hating the new FB layout. If I wanted random people to read what I wrote on people's walls....I would send them an invite, yes? I don't every one of my friends reading what I've posted to people. omg. Way to completely ruin my privacy.

Yes. I think that's enough ranting. Yes. It is.

Adieu!

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